Sahand and I (Miguel).
This place truly sucked. The uncourteous drivers, the hordes of people, the vanity radiating from unfamiliar faces all pissed me off. I, however, did not let this tarnish my night. First off, we entered a Tesla store and, quite frankly, we dicked around (the store really advocated our sort of behavior as the employees allowed people to sit and feel the functions of the cars). Excited, we jumped into a red vehicle (of which model I could care less about). We sat inside for at least 15 minutes (mind you that there were only 2 open cars and tons of people wanting to "inspect" the brands). Of course, music was a must, so I connected my phone through Bluetooth and blasted a Mozart Symphony (I believe his G minor). It rang through that dampening hall so well and lovely that an employee had asked us to "turn it down", for the people were enjoying it too much. This car model also had a function that we used generously, the horn. The first time we had pressed it, a satisfactory C# stretched through the room and into the street. To our dismay, the people were not bothered by it! Once again, we pressed the horn, only this time, I held Sahand's hand onto the wheel so he could not release the horn. After two seconds, the room reached a subito pianissimo, which is deathly silent. We opened the doors of the car, and walked out. People stared at us as we made our way to the door. I was expecting an applause, but their silence was gratifying.
Now, who was the real monster? Was it two obnoxious, young men seeking for an adventure? Or was it this pathetic crowd? They dressed so provocatively, they spoke unkind words, and they had no reasoning (whatsoever) to be in that store. None of those people had the money in their pockets to pay, upfront, for a Tesla. These were random people taking photos in the vehicles to show others where they were, as if that's humorous. And if they were in that store to parade their shit, then shame on them. Shame on them . At least Sahand and I went in there for a reason. To create controlled chaos. We had no intention of buying these cars but we wanted to assure others that they did not as well. We set an example today. That people, like you and I, have no place in a Tesla store. If you go into one with no realistic intentions, you are scum. You know who you are...
Due to the intense nature of this adventure, I did not manage to snap a picture. But afterwards, we went to Pinkberry, which was nearby. This place sucked as well, but that's for another day.
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